Hello there, El Jay-width. I dunno where I've been. Basic life maintenance has been...challenging. I have this bad feeling that there are some comments here and there that I've replied to, but only in my head.

Anyhoo, lately I've been rather captivated by the subset of crossovers that are really "fusions" and started writing an X-Files/Doctor Who ( Read more... )

(I decided to use the porn battle prompts to exercise my rusty writing skillz.)

Anthropomorfic: needle/fabric, "double penetration"

by me, FEMMENERD.

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Fabric is a patient lover.

Some might find Needle mercurial or difficult to pin down, but Fabric doesn't mind. Waiting for her, preparing himself one fiber at a time, is a crucial part of Fabric's ( Read more... )

I wrote fanfic! About a YA book. And ambitiously, I made a tumblr account called "All Grown Up Now" for any and all fic I might write about my favorite YA characters when they are, you got it, all grown up. Actually, there's some I've already written that could go over there...

Title: Nothing Ever Ends, or Five Ways Eleanor & Park Argued (Happily ( Read more... )

Shockingly, I have written a wee bit of fanfiction. It's kind of nerdy?

Author: femmenerd
Title: Contingency
Fandom: Trek 2009
Characters/Pairing: Uhura/Spock, Spock Prime. Uhura POV.
Rating: Hard R (for sexing).
Summary: Nyota appreciates subtleties, and Spock's run deep. Post-movie.
Word Count: Only about 800.

( Nyota is not a selfish woman; she doesn't need to be needed. )

Um, so I'm up to my ears in work, staring at a document I'm revising and the next thing I know there's 1200 words of Ron and Harry tag-team wanking. *hands* (Unbetaed, so it surely has some American spelling in it.)

Title: “Those Weasley Boys and Their Porn”
Author: me.
Rating: NC17
Characters/Pairing: Uh, Ron/Harry/Porn? Allusions to canon ( Read more... )

Well, it is Nene's birthday in my time zone anyway! Sweetheart, you make my life better every single day, and that is not hyperbole. You are an amazing friend, mother, human being. I love you.

Title: this town is a song about you
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Dean/Rory
Rating: R, I suppose.
Disclaimer: Not mine, not for profit, don’t sue.
( Read more... )

Dear everyone who is not into HP: SORRY. <3

Title: One Line
Author: femmenerd
Pairing: Harry/Ginny
Rating: Adult
Disclaimer: Not mine, not for profit, don’t sue.
Summary: DH spoilers. He doesn’t really know her, yet.
Author’s Note: Not really a companion piece to that other, very different, H/G fic I posted the other day, but after that I ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, Anna. You are one of my favorites. This is v. small, nothing new really, and rather melancholy, but it says that I was thinking of you. ♥

"life sweeter" - SPN AU - Sam/Sister - PG13 - 300+ words.

( On every one of Sam’s birthdays, Dee made him a cake. )

I'm at the airport! There is free wireless! Um, so I wrote this. It is not all that subtle. :P Where does one post an H/G fic? I do not know these things ( Read more... )

Against my better judgment (if I wanted comments/a wide audience), I post this now. But as it stands, I'm just sitting on it, 'cause it's totally done, sooooo. I'll post it to comms later but in the meantime, Happy Holidays portions-of-flist who care and are around. :)

Title: Through the Mirror
Author: femmenerd
Characters/Pairing: Hermione ( Read more... )